SUMMER SCHOOL FOR SLACKERSFail a class? Drop one too many? Don't worry about it. In order to keepmoney flowing into our institution we've created a summer program thatany slacker could pass.New Course Offerings for the Summer Session: THEORIES OF TIC-TAC-TOE:Should you pick X or O? The answer isn't as complicated as you mightthink once you've learned the theory. Learn techniques that the prosuse, and play with confidence. Pre-Requisite: the movie "War Games"THE DECLINE OF ROMAN ORGASMS: What happened to the pleasure of the Romanwoman after 33 A.D.? Using archeological evidence and experiences fromher own marriage, Dr. Lisa Cecil uncovers an entire era of faking it.Pre-Requisite: Bitter RelationshipDRAWING CONCLUSIONS: Using our creative instinct to doodle on thingslabeled "work," we'll literally draw conclusions. Pre-Requisite: MotorSkillsMUSIC TO THE EARS: Like the Sound of Music? How about the sound of doingnothing for two hours a day for credit? Pre-Requisite: FOOD TO THESTOMACH also, be on the lookout for . . .THE ORIGINS OF BEGINNINGS -- An Introductory Course THUMBS UP, THUMBSDOWN: post-modern film criticism THE ECONOMICS OF ARCADES: findingchange for a dollar THE STATISTICS OF POLLS -- A survey course.