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Signs That Your Life Is About To Change10. While watching the news, you spot yourspouse marching in a Gay Pride parade.9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck hasbounced.8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving inthe center lane of ahighway, you suddenly run out of gas.7. You arrive at your wedding to find, twoushers, four bridesmaids,and six pallbearers.6. You ask your doctor for a physical and hereplies, "I'm sorry, Idon't do autopsies."5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and theinvitation beginswith "Dear Weenie...".6. While surfing the internet, you suddenly getthe followingdiaglogue box: "ICBM launch successful. Confirmstrike? (Y/N)".4. You receive an invitation from the Oval Officeto "chew the fat".3. You hear that your dentist has been arrestedfor using radio-active material as tooth-filling.2. At the vacant house next door, you notice aU-Haul van and a truck which looks very similiarto the one on the Beverly Hillbillies.1. Your twelve-year-old daughter suddenlydevelops a craving forpickles and ice cream.