In order to reduce the amount of confusion that endusers might have in identifying the role of certainfiles that they have on their hard drives, Windows XPnow incorporates "smart" file extensions to aid endusers in support and troubleshooting issues.Please consult this reference guide before callingMicrosoft or any authorized Microsoft Support Servicesvendor:.god - Files developed by Microsoft.crap - 3rd party files.porn - Adult image files on an unmarried malescomputer.bible - Adult image files on a married males computer.easyaccess - Undocumented security flaws in Explorer,Outlook, and IIS.forsakendreams - Unfinished novels and short stories.lewinsky - Letters to your mistress.jackson - Information files on your illegitimatechildren.bush - New compression format that give you 1.6Trillion times more disk space but may increase theamount of arsenic and CO that your computer produces.china - Files that will hold 24 other files hostage ifany attempts are made to reference the operatingsystem..greenspan - New products that attempt to preventoveruse of the computer by dynamically adjusting theamount of memory your computer has available(adjusted quarterly).